**On January 5, I got my eyebrows tinted. I did this because I look like an expressionless Nordic rodent if I don't. You know how when someone is playing the White Rabbit in a play, they cover their eyebrows in white face paint? Remember that movie we watched in AP Bio about the hairless albino guy? I once described my eyebrows in a Facebook status as "Twin daughters that will only ever disappoint me." Seriously. According to tvtropes.org, having no brows "throws a character into Uncanny Valley, which can create an ethereal or alien experience." Well I don't want my face to SCARE anyone! Especially children! I did what I had to! If you were me, you'd do it too! Right? Right?! Oh god. My self-esteem is so low. At least with tinting, I can cry myself to sleep without getting eyebrow pencil all over my pillow.