Thursday, October 4, 2012

four indie rock road trip ideas

4. Bon Iver: Plan to go to Lisbon, OH, Hinnom, TX, Calgary, and Perth. In actuality, just find a remote cabin in northwestern Wisconsin and cry.

3. Arcade Fire: Drive around the suburbs. Reflect on how difficult it was to grow up in them.

2. Neutral Milk Hotel: Construct a time machine/teleportation device and go back to Holland in 1945. Find Anne Frank and ask her if she wants to join your Mile High Club in the aeroplane over the sea.

1. Sufjan Stevens: Say you are going to all 50 states. Instead, just go to two and call it quits.

1 comment:

jakeyp said...

The Antlers: Go to to the Sloan-Kettering cancer ward and troll for chicks.